Christmas Letters from the Mailbag: How Healthy is Santa Claus? Why Does Rudolph Have a Red Nose? And Other Holiday Minutiea.
www.shermancymru.co.uk Dear Jim, Is there a Santa Claus? Scientifically speaking, that is. Confused in Duluth * * * * * Dear Confused, Yes. Jim * * * * * Dear Jim, Yes? Is that all you have to say? Confused in Duluth * * * * * Dear CID, Yes. Jim * * * * * Dear Jim, Can you give more than a one word answer? Confused in Duluth. * * * * * Dear CID, Yes. Jim * * * * * Okay, dumb a**. What is it? Confused in Duluth * * * * * Dear CID, From personal experience, I know that Santa Claus lives. Probably across the street from me. The other morning I was lounging on my deck when I spotted an Elf, undoubtedly from Santa's Workshop, putting presents under the Christmas tree in an apartment across the way. I know she was a elf because she was decked out in nothing but bright red thong panties. How does this make her Santa's Elf? Who but Santa or his helpers wear bright red this time of year?